TELEVISION / TERRITORY RIGHTS
CAT DEMANDS RIVAL DATING SHOW STOP FILMING HIS ALLEY.
He invented waiting outside for someone attractive. Allegedly.
Local tom Vincent has demanded that a rival dating show stop filming in his alley, claiming it stole his format of sitting outside until someone attractive walks past.
Producer Gloria said, “You didn’t invent sitting outside.” Vincent said that was exactly the sort of dismissive language his lawyers would be hearing about.
He has also claimed exclusive rights to the bin, the awkward silence and “will they, wont they.”
Filming resumed after Vincent accepted an executive producer credit. He still hasn’t been asked on a date.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: The Bachelor producers send a cease-and-desist over The Vow’s promotional imagery. — E! News, 2026-10-01. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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