CAT DISTRICT / WE KEEP RECEIPTS.

OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / SEPTEMBER 11, 2026

THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?

Fictional overheards. The September 11 edition.

“Carol says they’re trying for a baby. Not with each other, apparently.”— anonymous white cat in the Johnson household
“Brenda is a bich. Lovely kitchen, though.”— Muffins, the tabby cat
“I would never repeat what she told me in confidence. Patricia will. Patricia, come here.”— Duchess, beside the drinks
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