CELEBRITY / WELLNESS
ACTRESS CAT QUITS SOCIAL MEDIA FOR MENTAL HEALTH; HAS ASSISTANT PRINT REVIEWS SO SHE CAN IGNORE THEM BY HAND
She prefers criticism on paper, where it can be shredded.
Actress Simone Bellpaw annouced she has quit soshal media and no longer reads revues, calling both “unsafe for a sensative artist.”
Her assitant clarified that every review is still prinnted, highlited by cruelty level and placed beside breakfast. Bellpaw ignores them manualy, one page at a time.
She spent Thursdey asking who wrote “surprisingly watchable” and whether that person’s employor has a roof.
Her phone remains face-down. It has buzzed forty-three times.
Which always excites her.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Mikey Madison said she avoids social media and performance reviews because she is sensitive — People, 2026-09-17. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.