FILM / EXTENDED PREPARATION
METHOD CAT ACTOR STILL BEING A BASTARD. FILM WRAPPED IN JUNE.
The performance continues. Nobody has ordered another one.
CHECK HIS AVAILABILITY →MONDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 5, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
PARENTING / STAFFING CRISIS
CAT HIRES FIVE NANNIES. SIXTH NEEDED TO HEAR HOW HARD IT IS.
Every need has been delegated except the need to complain.
MEET THE SUPPORT TEAM →
SOCIETY / HUMAN RESOURCES
SOCIETY CAT INTRODUCES GROWN DAUGHTER AS “A FRIEND FROM WORK.”
An inconvenient family resemblance has become a professional matter.
CHECK THE REFERENCES →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 5, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I’ve become the sort of person I used to leave the room to avoid.”— Bernard, telling you about his air fryer
“They put me in the family portrait. His first wife wasn’t even in it.”— a rescue tabby, moving up fast
“My AI boyfriend says I’m fascinating. Finally, a useful lie.”— Constance, renewing monthly