SOCIETY / SELF-MADE
Self-Made Cat Started With Nothing but His Parents’ Entire House.
At a motivational brunch in his inherited mansion, Rupert explained that his rise began with nothing but determinashun and unrestricted access to the entire property.
At a motivational brunch in his inherited mansion, Rupert explained that his rise began with nothing but determinashun and unrestricted access to the entire property.
The kittens listened politely. One asked how to get started without a mansion. Rupert admired the ambishun behind the question.
His prezentashun recommended discipline, early mornings and selecting wealthy parents. He admitted the last step required foresite.
Tickets included a tour of the room where he first believed in himself. It had previously been his second bedroom.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: E! News coverage of a parent discussing work with his son. This is original fictional cat satire, not a report about the people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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