SCREEN CHEMISTRY
CAT CO-STARS DENY ROMANCE. SAY MUTUAL GROOMING IS ‘CHARACTER RESEARCH.’
Some performances require extensive preparation and a shared cushion.
Two cat co-stars have denied a romance after being spotted grooming each other behind the bins. Both insist they are preparing for a demanding scene involving emotional closeness.
“Very technical werk,” one explained, before attending to a spot behind the other’s ear. Their publicist says the process cannot be rushed.
The pair have since shared a cushion, touched noses and missed three opportunities to leave separately. We wish them every professional success.
Nobody has had the heart to tell them the film was cancelled.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Off Campus co-stars Mika Abdalla and Josh Heuston holding hands at Paris Fashion Week. — OK!, 2026-10-05. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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