SPORTS FAN ACCUSED OF SUPPORTING WHICHEVER TEAM HAS THE BALL.

A local cat has denied accusashuns of changing teams whenever the ball changes hands. His lifelong loyultee has already survived six passes and a deflekshun.

Witnesses say he cheered both sides, attacked the replay and demanded an investigashun when the ball left the screen.

He is now behind the television, negoshiating its release.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.